Tuesday night I had a few errands to run on my way to Homer's. The first place I stopped was the post office. When I got back into the car I noticed a strange sound. I felt the car seat thinking that maybe I sat in something. Nothing.
I stopped by the gas station and contemplated on how cold it was. The weather seemed to cut right through me.
I went to Home Depot and returned some materials that did not fit in our bathroom. I also headed to the plumbing section to pick up the last couple of things necessary to get our sink into working order.
As I bent down to look for a specific part that I need I noticed the same noise I heard in the car. This time it was more distinct so there was no doubt what it was. I had torn the seat of my pants. Later, I would confirm a seven inch tear along my rear left pocket.
I wonder what the people who saw me before I realized what had happened thought. Did the guy filling his mini-van at the gas station get a laugh out of me shivering with a tear in my pants? Did the people in the aisle at Home Depot with me hear the tear? Did I look suspicious because of how quickly I left the store? So many questions, so few answers.
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I doubt anyone noticed and if they did they probably didn't think twice about it. I have seen people wear jeans with big rips in the buttock area before (on purpose.)
I would be concerned why your bunns are ripping your jeans.
It's a shame Nelson Munts is not around to give his "Ha-Ha".
Some people do wear ripped jeans and it probably just looked like you had a patch.
I had the same thing happen to me about 6 months ago. I went grocery shopping and to a couple of other places before I asked BB and he said, yep, big hole in my pants.
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