Wednesday, June 21, 2006

the bulge

Top Ten
Reasons Dust has gained weight in the last year.

10. Lunch, Afternoon snack, Supper, Early evening snack, evening snack, midnight snack and everything in between.

9. Genetics.

8. If one Junior Whopper for ninety-nine cents is a good deal, two must be even better.

7. The trifecta: Blockbuster Online, PVR, and Cable.

6. Learned trick of getting into pants with waist sizes that are now too small from Golden as she went through second term of pregnancy.

5. Free pop and junk food at work + No willpower = Happy Dust.

4. "Gym? What's a gym?"

3. Strangely, Golden no longer wants to take long strolls around the neighborhood.

2. Survivor, Lost, The Amazing Race, The Apprentice, The Office, Scrubs, Whose Line is it Anyway, Mythbusters...

1. Sympathy cravings.

5 comments:

GoldenSunrise said...

Sorry to tempt you with my bowl of chocolate ice cream before bedtime. It's by doctor's order! : )

T said...

chocolate icecream before bedtime is doctors orders? Now that's something you don't see everyday! :)

f o r r e s t said...

fight it while you still can.
It is easier now than 6 years from now.

I know, easier said than done.

roamingwriter said...

Saw an article once that there is actually something hormonal that makes the guys gain too along the way. Not sure if it was true or not...a good excuse anyway. Not sure it comes off the same way for the guys as it does for the girls. : )

windarkwingod said...

Sadly, man-breasts and the front-butt above the one's belt buckle are not as far away as they used to be.