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I must be about the most difficult person to contact in the world. I don't purposely set out to be difficult, but it tends to work that way.

I am horrible about answering my personal phone. If I am in the middle of something I'll often let my cell phone hit voicemail without even looking at the caller ID. This is under the assumption that I will check my voicemail shortly, but I rarely do. This isn't because I don't want to talk to anyone in particular, but rather that I don't like just stopping things midway through doing them.

Pity the person who tries to contact me via email. I have had countless email addresses in the past few years, and I don't keep a record of who has which email address. This means that when I retire an account I don't let anyone know about it. I have had at least one relative get upset at me that I didn't reply to an email sent to a dead address.

I even rotate the email addresses I frequently use due to variations in my Internet habits. An address that I use a lot one year may just be an infrequently checked spam collector the next year.

So, if you want to contact me and you want to be sure I get the message, you'll have to do that here. If you don't care that I get the message, send me an email.