Thursday, August 24, 2006

eatin' and screamin'

In honor of baby NJ. Much appreciation to Golden for the idea.

Eatin' and screamin'
And poopin' and peein'
Plannin' and dreamin'
Each night of his alarms
That he will get into your arms
So if you're looking
To find love that you can share
All you gotta do is
Hold him and change him and love him
And show him that you care

Show him that you care
And just for him
Do the things that he likes to do
Rock in the chair just for him
Cause you won't calm him
Thinkin' and prayin'
Wishin' and hopin'

Eatin' and screamin'
And poopin' and peein'
Plannin' and dreamin'
His crying will start
That will get him into your heart
So if you're thinkin'
Of how great true sleep is
All you gotta do is
Hold him, and change him
And squeeze him and love him
Just do it
And after you do
He will be yours

Show him that you care
And just for him
Do the things that he likes to do
Rock in the chair just for him
Cause you won't calm him
Thinkin' and prayin'
Wishin' and hopin'

[Original Lyrics]

9 comments:

f o r r e s t said...

If this is suppose to be a song will you sing it during the offeratory this Sunday? :)

You guys must have been in a real low state to think up these lyrics. I hope you both get some good sleep soon.

GoldenSunrise said...

No sleep last night. Just a lot of grunting, and farting, and straining.

shakedust said...

NJ's system was backed up too. :)

T said...

I love that song, the original and the new! :) Good perspective to keep as sleep deprived parents.

f o r r e s t said...

Golden,
I think there is some medicine you can take for your problems. The straining is probably the worst. :)

f o r r e s t said...

Dust,
Did you say that you wouldn't be at homer's tonight?

shakedust said...

Yeah, I won't be there.

windarkwingod said...

nice one. I even knew the song to sing along!

roamingwriter said...

Yeah, I could sing along with those lyrics. Funny!